Drag It Through The Garden Chicago Hot Dog T-Shirt

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings maximum Chicago attitude to your summer wardrobe. On the chest sits a gloriously loaded hot dog, piled high with the works, screaming the sacred local commandment: “DRAG IT THROUGH THE GARDEN!”   Because in Chicago, we don’t do plain. We do tomatoes, pickles, sport peppers, neon relish, and onions until it looks like it fell into the produce aisle. If your hot dog isn’t running through the garden, are you even doing it right?   Soft, broken-in, and built for real life — this shirt is perfect for backyard grills, tailgates at Wrigley (or Wrigley North), late-night Portillo’s runs, or just standing in line at the Vienna Beef factory like a true local. The relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton feel like your favorite broken-in jersey, while the bold print stays loud wash after wash.   Wear it when you want to declare: I take my dogs with everything… and my humor the same way.   Product Features  

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for structure and that perfect lived-in feel 
• Garment-dyed after construction for ultra-soft color and vintage texture 
• Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, flattering silhouette 
• Double-needle stitching throughout and pre-shrunk fabric for lasting durability 
• Available in sizes S–4XL with a sewn-in label (58 colors to choose from)
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Care Instructions  

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) 
• Do not bleach 
• Tumble dry low 
• Iron or steam on low heat if needed 
• Do not dry clean